Your Star Signs as Drinks
Admit it, you’ve thought about this before. Wondering what your star signs as drinks would be!
No scientific correlation between astrology and personality, they say? Ignore the naysayers, friends. My millennial mind wants to know if my star sign is a hard liquor or a saccharine cocktail.
The first of the lot – star signs as drinks. Aries, you’re tequila. Lots of tequila. I’m talking “hey it’s a good idea to flirt with that girl beside her huge boyfriend” levels of tequila. No one said you weren’t intensely charismatic but this is probably a bad time to show it off, Aries.
This one’s easy; gin and tonic. That classic tipple for a classy guy/gal who’s down for an occasional bit of day drinking.
You’re that dangerous concoction known to mortal men as the Jaeger bomb! If the jaegermeister doesn’t make you as high as a kite already, the Redbull’s going to drive. You. Nuts.
You’re whiskey in front of a warm fire. You’re a nice warm afterburn after a slow, contemplative sip. Boys want to be you and girls want to be with you, and this statement applies to you regardless of your gender.
You’ve probably raised many an eloquent toast while holding a glass of Pinot Noir, and you can tell me exactly how the shape of glass affects the taste of the wine by calling upon an impressive reserve of knowledge. Salut!
You sip your drink slowly while analytically observing the scene around you. It’s undeniable that you’re an intelligent observer with an air of mystery about you. Your order? A martini – shaken, not stirred.
If it’s possible to condense all the simple joys of life without any unnecessary frills or pettiness marring it into a person, that person would be you. If they were condensed into a clear liquid, it would be called vodka.
From pirate ships to Halloween party flask bowls, there’s nothing you can count on to lift the mood like rum. Likewise, there’s no better cure for a dull night’s out with a Scorpio by your side.
If you like Pina coladas or getting caught in the rain, you’re probably a Sagittarius. You’re a romantic with dreams as sweet as coconut cream. Hit me up at a bar called O’Malley’s, where we’ll plan our escape.
You’re beer. Why dress up your drink and dilute it with fanciful flavours when there’s nothing wrong with an amazing-tasting cold pint of beer?
Those embroiled in their own toxic masculinity mock you for your gentler approach to creating quality experiences, but the ladies appreciate your sweet quirks and can’t get enough of you. You’re Apple Cider.
All wholesome and delicious with just a hint of impish mischief, the banana daiquiri is the drink for you.
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